My Bladder is Broken

I know, the title is probably too much information. 

Anyway.  My bladder is broken.  

You know how they say women who have babies tend to have weak bladders?  Any laughter and a little bit comes out.  Or they constantly have to use the bathroom.  Like every five minutes. 

I have the opposite problem. 

My bladder doesn't tell me when I need to go.  Instead, it will be a few hours and I'll realize I've had a lot to drink, but haven't gone.  So I go use the bathroom. A whole lot will come out.  And then a little more.

See, broken.