I know, the title is probably too much information.
Anyway. My bladder is broken.
You know how they say women who have babies tend to have weak bladders? Any laughter and a little bit comes out. Or they constantly have to use the bathroom. Like every five minutes.
I have the opposite problem.
My bladder doesn't tell me when I need to go. Instead, it will be a few hours and I'll realize I've had a lot to drink, but haven't gone. So I go use the bathroom. A whole lot will come out. And then a little more.