Insert normal household chore here. Let me give you some ideas to start you off:
Swept the floor.
Vacuumed the carpet.
Wiped off the counters.
Picked up all the toys.
Did the laundry.
Gave my child a bath.
Swiffered the floor.
Changed the baby.
You know, I used to think people were just telling stories. When I would go to someone's house and they told me they just _______(fill in the blank), I really didn't believe them. Unless "just" meant two weeks ago.
Well, they were telling the truth. No way am I judging anymore (face it, you judge, too). If they say they just did ___________, "just" could most definitely mean two minutes ago.
Babies work in mysterious ways. I cleaned our kitchen floor four times yesterday. Four! In between each cleaning Baby happened to leave her mark- everywhere! So I would sweep/swiffer again. It still looks like a disaster. Fifth time's the charm, right?
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